The $ partners, I never saw them without bottle of pepto in hand.

It's hard to put the cork back in the bottle once we've flooded the market with that much currency. 

So our doors remain freely open to only a handful more investors.After that, buying a property from us will be like trying to get a bottle of Evian water in the Sahara Desert, lol.I'm looking forward to only working with our existing investor base and helping them grow their current portfolios. 

Plus the Smith's water is the color of a Bombay Sapphire Gin bottle.  

of bottles/cans with stale beer residue/stench, which of course attracted 1000's of roaches that were in/on everything in the place.

A bottle of water can be $.50 at the grocery store, $1.50 at the gas station, $2.50 at the gym, $3.00 at the movies and $6.00 on the plane… the same is true for real estate.

Some squawk, but its hard to argue when he shows them the penny, bottle cap, or LB of spaghetti.

Either get a spray bottle of bleach or vinegar to clean it on a regular basis. 

They sent a guy with a bottle of bleach and water to spray all my baseboards.

I tried vinegar/baking soda, dollar store cleaners, and Woolite (worked, but would need way too many bottles for the house to make this cost effective).Do those $50 Home Depot carpet steam cleaners work well?