Thanks @Kerry BairdHey @Zack ThiesenYes, as crazy as it sounds, there are numerous products out there for the self employed investor that don't require tax returns. 

For example, buy a case of product under Company B's books, but sell it through Company A. 

You cant so much for $20 bucks these days.A lot of things he does seem capricious and without research (for example, his proposed "7-round mag" for rifles-expecting the entire industry to alter their products just for him). 

More like a cabinet rather than a full wall mount:https://futonland.com/product/...

Especially with so much of the Class C product being repositioned/renovated to a solid B or B+ class property.About 5 years ago we started to see more and more people use apps like Zillow, Hotpads, Tulia, etc.

The government set up a program for farmers to get a loan for another ox etc to increase crop production. 

Also, it would be vital to what products and schemes are popular at the current moment among investors.

The first thing I would recommend is find an agent whom you respect and have them write all your policies so they understand your situation well, can find products that fit well together and can maximize any discounts you may be entitled too. 

There are great articles and calculators for comparing loan products on The Mortgage Professor's site.  

The border idea is a much more difficult option with engineered products.