I will be in a group of 3 or 4 I'll have a white shirt on and I will have a menu standing on the table to help find me. 

The later approach generally takes you to a less risky and profitable side.While Karl claims that a Realtor-investor brings more to the table, I do agree, simply from knowledge.

Kidding aside, we've been analyzing why we couldn't find a 5% cap rate in Palo Alto so we started looking in Mountain View hoping to find a diamond in the rough.

@Marcia MaynardI misunderstood, when you said:We set our rent and if the full rent isn't covered by the housing authority I thought that meant your rent exceed the HUD FMR and the tenants paid you extra under the table.

It shows in the reply window like it's in a table format, but it definitely didn't come out that way...Here are my numbers in Google Spreadsheet.

@Sanchit WadhwaWe use a traveling notary to do closings at our kitchen table in the evenings after work.

That is really the key - I want to learn how to mountain bike and speak spanish and then have the time to mountain bike the Andes.

I particularly like the fire sauce but found out recently that kids in the Boondocks use it to draw pictures on tables, so Taco Bell has restricted the supply of that sauce to a few packets per item purchased, which usually is not enough for me.Regarding the OP's question, I am yet to find an agent whose comps are good enough for me to depend upon, so you will need to figure out a way to get access to the mls if you want to be on top of the game.

Almost every town has zoning regulations which describe in a table, usually, the basic requirements to have a legal lot.

Be sure to read all the way to the end: Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he's fed.