Obviously a different request from what you're looking for but they do furnaces and were priced right and came out immediately so figured I'd throw you their name. 

Just throwing that out there!

The thing that always throws me about them, is if they're so successful in real estate, why they are coaching. 

Some folks have both Pro and Business if they want both tools, but just wanted to throw that out there as a way to show what you do in the community. https://www.biggerpockets.com/businessOutside of that I have gone to several local real estate meetups in Charlotte and Denver and feel like some great conversations often lead to future relationships.

I'm not just throwing stones to be a critical stranger on the internet.

I may have not come up with a solution as of yet, but at least I've been throwing ideas out there. 

Can someone catch this Hail Mary I am throwing downfield?

Just double bag it and throw it away the night before collection.

I usually agree with you, Jay, but I disagree with you and Chris with respect to the “throw it all in t bills and relax” advice. 

I'm going to throw out another option.