I'll give you number for listing agent, I ain't going to XYZ for $500, no offense.

Interstate wire fraud is a federal offense. 

No offense, but it looks sketchy!   

it sounds like you need to find an experienced partner or do some more research and education...... no offense but you don’t seem to know some of the basics ..... and that’s ok...... but maybe study some more and practice running numbers or find some one to help you.

Entitled, profane, and attempting to screw someone over for a perceived offense.  

Some people do well with second chances.Here is an excerpt from our screening criteria, which is more flexible than some....LEGAL/CRIMINAL HISTORY1.Criminal offenses (misdemeanor or felony) of a violent nature against either person or property will result in denial.2.Applicants with a non-violent criminal misdemeanor that occurred more than two years ago or a non-violent criminal felony that occurred more than five years ago may be considered if restitution for their crime was made in full and all time was served.Also, we may require an additional security deposit and demonstration of good employment history, credit history, and rental history since the time of the crime.Multiple offenses may result in denial regardless of what the employment, credit and rental history shows.

Or would you find offense in that too?

No offense, but you could wind up paying way more money to get out of trouble than you would on a professional....

@Bill Plymouth no offense to realtors.

No offense is intended if I break this down too much.There's a couple numbers you need for us to help:What have similar properties sold for around this place?