There was no food as promised.

We'll be using this same form to inspect your unit when you leave.Specifically, here's a list of items you should thoroughly clean before vacating:[ ] Floors[ ] sweep/mop laminate floors[ ] vacuum carpets and rugs (shampoo if necessary)[ ] mop kitchen and bathroom floors[ ] Walls, baseboards, ceilings, and built-in shelves[ ] Kitchen cabinets, countertops and sink, stove and oven--inside and out [ ] Refrigerator--clean inside and out, empty it of food[ ] Bathtubs, showers, toilets, and plumbing fixtures[ ] Doors, windows, and window coverings[ ] Other _________________________________________________________We expect to be able to run a cloth over drawers, shelves, counters, window sills, window wells, and blinds without the rag being marked with dust or dirt.

The term Rental Investor is as focused as the food term "desert", there is an entire universe of options within it. 

The other side of me thinks that you only live once and so i think of a different lifestyle that involves nice cars , beach home , Mountain home , some traveling , Eating organic food and all that crazy stuff and that puts me at roughly 20-25k a month of spending which sounds crazy .

Another way is to search for "health food" stores.  

Ability to pay is as Dion mentioned, and there is no RMLO out there, unless they are or were an underwriter or higher up the food chain that can give a qualified credit analysis of someone who can't qualify today doing so in 3 or 5 years.

Some more food for thought: I invested in larger apartment syndications (350 and up), one of the investments was actually a portfolio of two properties.

There are currently no food places of any sort in the area.

Apparently my dog was snooping for food and must have stood up in front of the range using his paws to balance himself.

Maybe think about selling it and buying another place --on the water--with a dock and a boat launch, plus a new speed boat.Lots of new experiences, water ski-ing, fishing, hiking a new area, etc..Buy small, with big land and add on to it every 3 or 4 years.Some extra bedrooms, a bigger patio, a hot tub.Have contractors do the work when you are not living there--so its ready to go when you arrive.Invite everyone in the family to take vacation at the same time and stay there all together (collect some $$$ to cover their food costs if that bites your wallet too hard).Have an adequate well and septic field to handle a lot of people.Just my 2 cents.