There are websites selling support animal "certificates" and vests that are not prescribed by a doctor and legally not acceptable, BUT there are now websites with doctors selling service animal "certificates" and they are probably legally legitimate.

Either way, I prescribe a good local IPA and an evening with the wife being thankful for what in time you’ll see as a minor speedbump on your road to rockstar status.

Just a little education for some of you who may be totally out of the loop.My friends in California own "The Guild" in San Jose, a dispensary focusing on medical uses only.  2-3 years ago I was sick/nauseous to the point of not being able to function from an opioid prescribed to me by a doctor because of surgery I was having. 

Out of the 50 or 60 books on business and investing that I have listened to in the past 3 years I prescribed more to Secrets of the Millionaire Mind, Rich Dad’s Cash Flow Quadrant and Why ‘A’ Students Work for ‘B’ Students, Shoe Dog, Pitch Anything, Sell or Be Sold, The 10X Rule, The ABC’s of Real Estate Investing, and the classic The Richest Man in Babylon.

This doesn't mean you have to be a jerk but you do need to follow the remedies to situations as prescribed by your lease. 

Turns out her prescribing doctor (no longer in business) had never even met her but he diagnosed the disability and prescribed her medications for almost five years.

I don't know any doctor that prescribes smoking of marijuana as a medical treatment but I'm sure those seeking such a thing could get it.  

It can be "prescribed" by almost anyone, including a mental health counselor, physician, psychiatrist, or even a church pastor.There's a lot to navigate, a lot of unanswered questions, and HUD doesn't do much to help the Landlord.

In order to help alleviate these difficulties, and to enhance his/her ability to live independently and to fully use and enjoy the dwelling unit you own and/or administer, I am prescribing an emotional support animal that will assist [FIRST NAME] in coping with his/her disability.I am familiar with the voluminous professional literature concerning the therapeutic benefits of assistance animals for people with disabilities such as that experienced by [FIRST NAME].

Your personal choice to enlist and serve in the military and the personal sacrifices you made for our country, while noble, are not relevant to the landlord-tenant relationship.Sure, the laws also prescribe a process for tenants to resolve grievances against their landlord, but in my experience (in Northeast Ohio) it is point-blank untrue that a city would ignore a single mother with a toddler who came to them saying she hasn't had proper working heat, gas is shut off to the property, there are gas leaks and no hot water, she can't bathe or cook for her child, etc.I certainly would not tell a judge that the tenant could have cleaned her toddler in a public restroom while there was no gas or hot water in the property I'm leasing her for 3+ days.