Debt hanging over me makes me have to take xanax or drink tooty fruity drinks all day.

Hang on a second - is this bamboo floor solid bamboo or engineered wood?

Hang in there!

That seems to be the biggest hang up for using this method to buy homes.  

Stop hanging out with your deadbeat buddies that spend all day drinking, talking sports, and otherwise wasting away.

Stop hanging out with your deadbeat buddies that spend all day drinking, talking sports, and otherwise wasting away.

My wife will probably just hang it up after the great run she has had as a resi agent and will be my daughter in Vegas team member and assist her in selling all those big time props she sells..

Look into a local REI or Landlord Association and network with the local investors as well as hanging out here.

Luckily I knew the land was valuable, but I had to hang on. 

It depends on the property you are flipping, however I recommend hanging it significantly higher and out of normal reach.