I recently bought my first house using a FHA loan a year ago because my girlfriend and I were having a baby. 

I do some door knocking as well yet Im a big baby with this because I scares me.

It’s a lot less hands off  Eh  dont agree with this statement   your only talking one aspect thats the tenant.. the other major issues with C and D class is  Theft and crime   baby daddys  drugs etc etc.

What if she went into the hospital and stole someone's baby?

You’ll need to pay someone to manage a project from time to time, you’ll need to pay a property manager, you’ll pay more for simple things because you can’t really shop around, you’ll have to pay more expensive contractors because you can’t be there to baby the less expensive ones, etc. 4. 8-12% of rents monthly.

I think Nicholas and Travis are saying the same thing but just putting it differently and making it a little difficult for the concerned to understand his options.I think Dan's biggest constrain will not be the baby, but rather the fact that he is not seeing this as a business decision. if you are starting out of state you won't be there anyways, whats the baby and work point here?

CCC, Baby! 

Yes, this means that if the dog is in the backyard, they need to be in the backyard and have their dog on a leash so others are not 'shocked and awed' by their fur baby. 

Wife calls me and tells me husband has moved his baby mama in with her 4 kids and a cat.

A one year old is NOT considered a baby anymore for SIDS purposes.