@Mindy Jensen18 United States Code 1708: Theft or receipt of stolen mail;Whoever steals, takes, or abstracts, or by fraud or deception obtains, or attempts so to obtain, from or out of any mail, post office, or station thereof, letter box, mail receptacle, or any mail route or other authorized depository for mail matter, or from a letter or mail carrier, any letter, postal card, package, bag, or mail, or abstracts or removes from any such letter, package, bag, or mail, any article or thing contained therein, or secretes, embezzles, or destroys any such letter, postal card, package, bag, or mail, or any article or thing contained therein...The key to this statute is "fraud or deception".

My wife is a potter with a deep aversion to all things plastic.

and the first one has been stuck with city planning for over a year and now has a squatter with a tent inside and a little pink plastic toilet.

Go to your local Costco or Sam Club and buy their big bag of candy.

I can't beat anyone here on "grossness" but my first eviction involved my first tenants; a older woman, her adult daughter and the daughters two teenage children, one of whom had a baby during the tenancy.All five skipped out over one weekend leaving me what ended up being 45 bags of garbage. 

If you hunt long enough and hard enough, sooner or later you're gonna tag and bag that unicorn.

Quality printing job on that sort of plasticized corrugated material?  

We are going to go back in with a plastic tub, we are going to tile the back of it, we are going to do a tile floor, we are going to set a new toilet, we are going to do a vanity that has the cabinet and the top of the sink kind of thing.

Ronald is not real and neither is Coronial and Jack doesn't have a round head.3) on the back say as much as you can about what you offer and use triggers to express the "Why You". here is a great performer. 4) change the picture to less interior design and more story telling. here is an example...5) on the keychain card put I Buy Houses on the keychain plastic...

Also, it's funny you call my comment "rude" yet there's a guy calling all people of a particular profession Scum bags, explain your logic..