Consult with your insurance company before providing kayaks and other water activity devices. 

I'm not aware of an device you could place on your property that would prevent them from barking.

@Todd Bailey, I have been doing some research about soundproofing because am currently house hacking 4plex two units upstairs what I am planning on doing is removing the cell, adding R13 Thermafiber Fire and Sound Guard Mineral Wool Insulation Batt and resilient Channel with resilient clips to decouple the ceiling and one layer of 5/8 🤷🏽

A cell tower lease, a solar farm lease, or a billboard can be significant assets that, in my mind, should be able to be leveraged as well.

Thanks Scott, I know you're trying to be helpful, but in your ignorance of the device you're verging on hysteria.

The mobile device also responds similarly when rotated from Portrait to Landscape mode.  

I've been having crash issues with the site on Chrome for the last hour, to the point I'm now using BP on my mobile device (which has it's own issues, ina ility to edit posts for one).

There are multiple hosted PBX services out there that cost less than $20 per month for a single line.Finally, you can also use a product like MagicJack and have it forward to your cell phone.

Responding on your cell after your bedtime never ends well LOLI got into REI using the equity in my primary home. 

I take back the card, turn it over, write my cell number, and "I'll buy, all cash, quick closing."