Especially for a group that is hiding from the mail and phone.Michael gave you a good script.

And for those who don't hide eggs...

I don’t hide behind a screen.  

Don't hide behind the safety of mail or email just because you are scared to do it face to face.

Don't hide in the trees or building background.

Some people say no don't do it, its sneaky and your hiding it putting it in a land trust because you never record it.

Trouble is, they can also hide a leak for a very long time...I've done a ton of tiling and I use the schluter system.

Don't hide the fact that you're looking to pay a very low price for their property (this is one of the first things I tell people on every phone call).I don't want any misunderstandings, ever.

Why hide by using a trust?

You can also create LLCs or use land trusts to hide yourself.