My new tenants included a spry 93-year-old woman, an ex-con with a huge pit bull, a hacker slacker, and a man with some kind of mental disability.

One of the calls I received came from a woman about her property that she rents out.

I contacted the number, expecting it to be disconnected, but the woman actually answered.

I put an end to that when 1 woman who complains at least once a week emailed me to ask that I tell the tenants next door to her to pick up the pumpkin that fell off the railing because it was blocking her and her husband from parking their two cars in a 1 car spot.I told her it would be quicker if she just went next door herself and KINDLY asked them to pick up the pumpkin and reminded her she wasn't entitled to having two cars in a spot (one behind the other) when it's technically one space

Not good enough...the woman went into a tirade calling me a Slumlord and some choice 4 letter words.

Men lie, Woman lie but numbers don't!  

I had a older black woman ask me after several conversations about buying her home if I was black (we can sense it, lol).

If you do nothing else in real estate, you will have succeeded by getting into an Chicago fourplex as a young woman with only 3.5% down.

I think I will be the happiest woman ever too when that day finally comes!

The woman has been paying the taxes but it's lawfully supposed to go to 11 other heirs.