Offer rental assistance to people facing eviction so they don't become homeless OR simply donate the money to organizations already doing that work.

You'll have a portfolio of what ever, it would simply be an investment with your own funds.

., simply transferring from AmEx to Delta SkyMiles), they're only worth 1%...well maybe a bit over 1.15% because I also have a personal Delta AmEx which makes mileage tickets come at a 15% discount. 

I know I just ratified a transaction where I was selling a new build ( not yet built) and the broker representing the buyer had a very high buyers broker agreement that simply does not work for builders and what we have to do to manage the process.

Quote from @Kar Sun: My tenant's lease is coming to a close and I am relieved she will be moving soon.She has been paying on time but has been extremely unpleasant and rude.While the money does not smell my mental sanity is more important than money in this case.She sent me a registered letter stating that she feels "unsafe because we have not done the fixes the way she wanted it".She requests to have her witness for a walkthrough.In my state a walkthrough is required but I am not about to grant it to her to bring any witnesses as that is not in my contract.If she feels unsafe she does not have t be present.I also do not treat a final walkthrough with a tenant as a final sign off.This walkthrough does not include a detailed inspection of the plumbing and the appliances that will be done after she departs.This is simply for the visible cosmetic issues and should take less than 1 hr.  

If nobody is going to bid that high the lender simply takes the property for the minimum bid.

Yes you need 5 people per bedroom. 1 single person short and the Sheriff will simply leave and you have to start all over again.

But because this was not an arms-length sale, the tenant could simply be notified of the change in ownership and where/who to send future rent payments.

. - Simply put, no.

You did the hardest thing, which is simply buying that first one.I may be biased (no, I'm definitely biased) but @Erin Spradlin is kind of what you're looking for in terms of hand-holding.