Once we had the tenant out, we had to literally wear respirators to enter the house.  

For example, if your renters are making noise that any neighbor considers to be a "disturbance" (literally that's the word they use in the bill), the police will be called and if there are 3 verified disturbances, you will loose your ability to rent the STR for 2 years. 

You could refuse to join CTAR, but then you literally won't have MLS access.

And to be clear, this is literally the only thing it's changed for us.

There really isn't cash flow anywhere right now without some kind of niche or angle.If you buy a miscellaneous, "lower cost" house around the median in PA or OH, and put conventional or DSCR debt on it... it's not going to cash flow.And you really need to be hands-on somehow, whether that's literally your own or a trusted team. 

Additionally, there is current optimism with the new mayor, who is focusing on economic development and infrastructure improvements and literally cleaning the city block by block, further enhancing the city's investment appeal. miami doesn't have huge swings it's had 12 years straight of appreciation 

It takes a couple times to get your balance down, but I can literally go for over an hour where I can't go for more than 30 minute watching tv.Madden keeps me excited and completely engaged, I don't even think about working out.I also try to lift twice a week in my home, but I hurt my shoulder two months ago and I haven't been able to lift much at all.I always try to stop at a grocery store instead of fast food.

I have literally told my previous accountant that, If my taxes aren’t done by X date I’m coming to pick up all my documents.  

I am talking to a higher-end builder who lives literally 300 yards from my cabin.

The deal may literally have to go in their name because of debt to income requirements from any traditional lender.