nice jokes :)goona add one, too...i don't know if this had been posted here before but it's a pretty good oneFlowers show you care...A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

I don't like what their teeth and claws and pee and poop do to my property doors, door jambs, walls, wood floors, vinyl, carpets, window blinds, flower beds (cat poop and scratching), and back yard (dog poop and digging).  

The guy who drove up in a Mercedes and walked through your flower bed or your "next door neighbors". 

Shortly after my 16th birthday my mother’s mental health took a toll for the worst.

It's like planting a flower and hoping that it'll grow in days if you're only doing 2 mailings.

The yard wasn't bad, but if it had been summer I would have put in flowers, etc, to improve it.

I also have given probably 200 tenants permission to plant flowers and I'd guess that 3 have actually done so.

Just calculate the sq. footage of grass area for your sod estimate and add in some flowers, plants and trees to color it up.

The judge doesn't get to say that home plate is 24 inches wide instead of 17 inches wide because it's the pitcher's birthday today.

first clean it to get rid of dog pee smell,  cut weeds, water what is left of flower garden.