They have a sort of bouncer named "Graham," who will get quite physical with those who mistakenly enter the big dog room uninvited. 

It may pencil on paper, but you'll likely be underwater net of all costs of truly owning a physical asset.

I'm not an expert at this but something is off to me has anybody been told this as well.Thank you,Could be that the lender wants to avoid IRS/Treasury disclosure trouble for transactions over $10,000 (part of the know your customer rule).So as another poster said; when you say “cash” do you mean physical notes that we all carry around in our wallets? 

I have explored a variety of online and physical side hustles, but now it's time to transition to brick-and-mortar as I build towards my dream of creating my own private equity firm.I am officially closing soon on the acquisition of an absentee gas station and laundromat business.

There's been talk of how these will intersect and it's already happening in some spaces and I'm not talking about Metaverse Real Estate (Although I think some of that will make some people VERY wealthy).I'm talking about real physical real estate providing access to crypto investing and returns, and here's the crazy part...It has the potential to offer all the great things real estate does like depreciation, hedge against inflation and cash flow, all while exposing you to the high reward of Bitcoin's upside and decentralized nature. 

I explained that i wasnt going to pay for it and she told me that her understanding was that if it was physically part of her unit and provided by me that I was required to service it. 

Is there actual plumbing changes or are you just changing the physical sink? 

Once you have this team in place, you should have the foundation to invest in any market confidently while not being there physically. https://www.biggerpockets.com/blog/core-four-real-estate-team

However, bank is not accepting virtual address as physical address and the banker is telling me that I cannot open an account in a different state than  where LLC is registered. 

These builders & flippers, etc are risking their money daily (Plans aligned, calculated) in order to grow personally, mentally, & physically.