You have 30 guys standing in front of you and you need five of them to form a basketball team.

Our residents have access to a pool, hot tub, clubhouse, gym and basketball courts.

Our residents have access to a pool, hot tub, clubhouse, gym and basketball courts.

Are county gov clipboard warrior busybodies going to give me hard time if I secure my property like this without paying them all kinds of extortion fees? 

I use facebook, but I turn off commenting because there are so many keyboard warriors just posting useless nonsense.If you use a property management software like TenantCloud (free for 75 units), they will publish your available rental on dozens of different sites with the click of a button.

Does my son wish he didn't have to look down and see if his basketball court has a car parked in it or not so he can shoot some hoops?

The barrier to entry is so incredibly low and there are so many weekend warriors doing it part time. 

Growing up when I wanted to get better at ice hockey, I would watch Chris Pronger, and for basketball I would watch Dwyane Wade. 

This is sort of like shopping for $600 basketball shoes when you haven't even determined if you like to play basketball or are any good at it.

You tore out the back yard and spent $25,000 for a regulation-sized basketball court.