Money Mustache site has some wonderful suggestions for how you can F.I.R.E. and do other things with your life besides working long hours for The Man. 

or even better... say you want to simply generate 10% return ... whatever you are doing now would require $120m investment to generate 12m.so basically dont waste your time on this and keep on milking whatever animal it is thats producing platinum milk

Money Mustache site or something like that (google FIRE retirement etc.) 

Besides, *in theory* if they're truly having a fair laundry party round robin, and not just milking your unit, then your tenant should be doing their laundry somewhere else 5 out of 6 times. 

If they move without a hassle that’s a win, otherwise this tenant could milk you for 6 months in free rent. 

You might want to try Milk St Capital in Portland.

You're already in contract with no financing contingencies so it might be spilt milk but you should speak to your attorney about any ways to get out.

Money Mustache on The Time Ferris Show;Joel Marion on The Cardone Zone.Thanks for recommendations you have!  

Are people drinking water because they cannot afford milk?

No use crying over spilled milk there, but this is my confusion.