@Stephen Shelton Actually you’re not responsible for any of the things you mentioned (trees falling, dogs biting, old people slipping) unless somebody can prove you negligent, just like the utility is daring you to try and find them negligent here.

Or dare I say it... a mobile home community? 

They probably didn't know that you wouldn't dare walk though that area on a regular basis.

Can someone help guide me in a direction where I dare say "have my cake and eat it too"?

Even on a dare.

Don't u dare on throwing away $120,000 in cash for only 1 deal.

"How dare you add my information to a website without my permission?

 ( much more expensive , I cant price it out till I get the engineer report ) And yes , my buddy is daring enough to put a 6 ton machine up on the deck to tear down the house .  

I want to hear more but you just state how impressive of a person you are so how do we dare confront you tell us facts. 

@Gaurav Mehta I dare someone not to put my offer in.