The property is a cute, historic home that is very outdated and needs some love (The front rocking chair porch is collapsing and the house hasn't been updated in a good 50 years!).

Air mattresses and 5 gallon buckets are a cheap solution.Then for the staging in the living room, I would pull the chairs and couch facing one another so it seems to be more of a conversation area.

So we're going from "musical chairs' to the "greater fool theory"?

No tables, no chairs.

He had a severe drinking problem and would just sit in his chair and soil himself.  

My opinion was that all of the approximately 2000 people in the room would be well served to get up out of their chairs and back away careful repeating the following mantra, "no, not interested, no, not interested,...."

Glenn leaned back in his swivel chair, smiled and said,"Brian, you're irreplaceable here.

I actually got a glass of wine, got comfortable in my office chair, had my list of main questions so I didn't forget and chatted away.

My back will be sore tomorrow from moving 4 couches and 2 large chairs. 

But we always caulk the front and sides for sanitary reasons.Also, for elderly tenants, you may want to consider replacing the toilet with one that is chair height (high boy or ADA type) as it will be easier for them to use.