People over the age of 55 (baby boomers) that own six plex or more.

If you rent to a couple with no kids and they have a baby, you are then required to delead the unit with the added expense of putting the tenants up in a hotel during the process.

I would have moved in right away to live in while we fixed it up (decent condition paint, flooring) but we have a baby and we got a homestyle mortgage rehab loan and are spending 70k putting in solid hardwood floors throughout (was carpet or vinyl sheets), painting grey (was yellow/beige), new hvac system, (furnace worked but ac needed repair, both systems 15 years old), new hot water heater, new trendy white kitchen (15k with granite) with wood look tile, new electrical panel, etc.

I have 2 mastiffs and they're big babies.

Baby steps...got that.

They just had a baby so we thought we'd get a gift and $25 and pay them for the trouble.

I did some Section 8 and it honestly galls the hell out of me that a tenant can get a free place to live, free utilities, free food and the opportunity to only have to work the baby maker to get more.

I know you want to keep it, but, in the words of Austin Powers "I want a solid gold toilet, but its just not in the cards now is it baby".

Everyone yeslls "Go Yerryll.. " some even say "I want to have your baby..."

Maybe they put a tire swing in that tree in the front yard for their first grand baby.