Some investors in the beginning factor out that cost to massage the numbers to talk themselves into buying a certain property as they are frustrated finding deals so start bending their underwriting criteria.

I am currently going to school for Massage Therapy and will graduate and be licensed hopefully by August.

Currently I work as a Licensed Massage Therapist.

Let me know if there is work for a massage therapist down there :) (That's what I do right now and would love to get away from the cold this winter!) 

You can't trust a guy who needs his ego massaged.

Rolodex is getting filled and "Massaged"!     

And if you want a coach who massages your ego on life, REI, or anything else you will never get anywhere.

Trust the real numbers, no massaging. 

Seeing lots of new RVs around town, $90K loaded pickup trucks, when I need to get a massage its a 3 day wait, versus same day 3-4 years ago.

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