You're a real estate investor... when BP is your FBYou're a real estate investor... when you know the meaning of the following initials: HUD, MAO, ARV, CCR, ROI, OBO, etc.You're a real estate investor... if you spend more on stamps, bandit signs and marketing expense than on your child's birthday partyYou're a real estate investor... if you would rather buy another house than a new car...even when you have a beat up truck and you have 20 houses already...You're a real estate investor... if you can calculate the results of the 70% rule faster than a calculator canand...You're a real estate investor... if you receive more rent checks in your mailbox than bills!

Is that you with the big mustache, beard, and red flannel lumberjack shirt:):)

You could buy a book of stamps and send a statement on the 20th or something for the next month, if it gives you peace of mind and prompt payments.  

We were on food stamps drove a car that was 35 years old and would go to the Salvation Army drop off center at night and scrounge through the goods left outside the dumpster for stuff we could use  .

They're prices look great, but I'm not sure how I would accomplish the mail merge and "stamping" that services like Click2Mail offer.  

Beat up converse sneakers, costco t shirts, live in my starter home from 2012 and still have roomies paying the mortgage.

Be very careful that you could survive a recession, because one will happen, and you will lose your shirt if you can't hold on in those times.

Come up with alternative ways to vent your anger - stamp your foot, snap a rubber band on your wrist, snap your fingers, etc.

Hey brother, how about wearing one of those shirts from line item 11!

I called to get an update and the deed has been red stamped and has to have a survey then approved by court house then i can close.