But , its in his house , odds of him getting caught are slim to none .

Oddly there is very little on the market right around there.

Put in the effort, build relationships, prove your value, and improve your odds of finding someone to help launch you on your path. 

They really should be able to terminate even faster since they haven't onboarded or done anything yet (maybe a background check at most)You are the owner of the unit - so yes you can refuse to sign or approve any tenant generally (unless your contract specifies otherwise which would be incredibly odd - my PM runs potential tenants by me first)

I imagine that a 3 day minimum for a Saturday would eliminate weekend splitting almost all of the time, aside from the odd Saturday through Tuesday booking.

I just find it odd you can't bring yourself to say you do or do not own certain properties.

Doing the realtor legwork and some odds and ends, IMO, wouldn't justify an even split.

I am currently converting a 3/2 with an odd floorplan into a 2/1 AND a "tiny house" apartment (180 sq ft).

Odd sizes and difficult situations.

@Marc Freislinger Wow, that is really odd.