Another officer couldn't tell if I were more involved or not with my finger prints on the evidence.

Optimistically fingers crossed.

Considering they have not lifted a finger in the vacating process and closing is just now 2 days away, isn't it logical that I tell them that I will extend escrow until they are fully vacated?

But, when you jump when a tenant snaps their fingers, they will just keep telling you to jump.  

She should be posting in another forum whether or not she should make you put a ring on her finger before she moves in with you.

It sounds like you've had your finger in the labor pieces it wouldn't be too much a stretch to get it into the project side.Whatever you do, put your investor hat on and figure out how it helps you in 10 years.

Landlords basically gave the City Housing Department a middle finger.  

Fingers crossed!!

Crossing my fingers!

You might as well stick your fingers in your ears and sing LALALALA while you're at it.