My hair dresser is a tenant, my current handyman was referred by a tenant, I rent to the children of subcontractors I hire,  I rent to my the children and friends of my current tenants, I refer tenants that need help to agencies where I have tenants working, I eat at the restaurant owned by a tenant.

The word 'SECRET' really raises the hair on the back of my neck.

My income puts me into a 35%+ tax bracket... so taxes are a big hair cut and a loan structure that allows me to pay more interest up front would probably be beneficial (so I could deduct it). 

Laser Tape Measure? 

You'll probably have to keep chasing him down for rent for the next couple of months but then he'll be out of your hair and you can find someone more reliable.

Like a sweet-a$$ laser level or something.

The not for commercial use might be to avoid things like people running day cares or hair salons out of their homes.

I was going through it and found some guy, with really great hair, commenting about some podcasts he was on.

You have to do a lot of due diligence on the assets as the majority of them have a ton of hair and issues on them.

Back when I was first doing mortgages, when my forehead wasn't a fivehead and these gray hairs peppering my beard were red, they would also charge a rate/fee hit for not having an escrow account, and I was told it was a "regulatory fee," and believed that too.