You'll likely find you'll be a fish out of water trying to take down a large tape and time and effort to get out bid will be a waste of your time and talents of what you do.

He went fishing for suckers

(I googled and found a few, but often those sites are great at SEO - I'm looking for the good info, not the easy to find info)I realize I could pay someone to do the direct mail stuff for me, but I'm a fan of the teach a man to fish style of thinking.

It's kind of like fishing in an area where there are fewer fishermen - you'll probably catch more fish...

Teaching someone to fish is easy.

If anyone figures out how to sell my phone number to these  low-ball hustler wholesaler guys and I start getting nonstop fishing calls to SELL to them at stupid prices, I'm going to get increasingly more irate the more they call. 

Auctions- too many big fish and all cash make it difficult.

Perhaps some of these were what you were fishing for?

bill, i have a kayak too...goes great with a 6pack and a fishing pole..guess we do have something in common!

I drive a bmw and use us my old jeep suv for fishing.