It's like that fat ugly girl at the bar -- the one that starts looking better and better as you consume more adult beverages.

After talking more with our lender, we pretty easily pre-qualified for some fat rehab loan limits. 

So you want to have a fat cushion, in case.   

@Marc Middleton, @Mark Taliercio & @Caleb Heimsoth,On this topic, look at this as if you were a BP Investor wanting to learn about REAL money saving strategies being shared by a Florida Mortgage Broker.We all know that the 3 points in home equity that the seller is offering to give away to ANY buyer agent that brings a qualified buyer is out there for the taking, like a low hanging big, fat, juicy apple...or Orange in Florida! 

Well then I can't be drinking non-fat soy mocha double shot with foam drinks that cost $5 a pop.  

ITS MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH, HOPEFULLY AS MUCH AS I DIDName: Donkey PunchEmail: [email protected] Needed: New Chute for muh LadderNew ceiling from when my sex swing broke while boning A FAT-TYWalkway repavement.

Then one day, in place of my beautiful plants was a very fat and satisfied green horn worm.

That fat check every month may look great, but when compared to the amount of equity you have in the property, the return is often dismal.

Currently reading: "The Power of Focus: How to hit your business, personal and financial targets with confidence and certainty" by Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen and Les Hewitt"How I turned $1,000 into $5 million in Real Estate" by William Nickerson "Burn the Fat, Feed the Muscle" by Tom Venuto"The Power of Self-Confidence: Become unstoppable, irresistible, and unafraid in every area of your life" by Brian TracyI'm also in the middle of trying to rent 2 units in my 3-family, so I've been flipping through "Landlording" by Leigh Robinson and "Landlording on Autopilot" by Mike Butler for advice on screening tenants and lease agreements.

Summer has made it tough but I have pretty much trimmed all the fat I could without going full-blown hermit mode and not enjoying myself.