Donkey Punch

[Tony Cavalli]

I had to share, haha I recieved my first email from my website cchousingsolutions.com! i was so excited thinking that someone filled out the form and some how found my website already!!!...... then I saw the name "Donkey Punch" hahahaha guessing it was a buddy who left it.

THIS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.... ITS MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH, HOPEFULLY AS MUCH AS I DID

Name: Donkey Punch
Email: [email protected]
Repairs Needed: New Chute for muh Ladder
New ceiling from when my sex swing broke while boning A FAT-TY
Walkway repavement. I initially paved my sidewalk with jelly beans but the goddamn pigeons ate em'
Toilets broked from my sishter dumpin her pants
My cat ate all the carpet so I Could use summah that too
Phone: 1800-SuK-MYyD
Property Address: 420 Tig O Bitty Lane
Scale 1-10 How Motivated are you to sell?: 60 timez Pi
Asking Price?: 20 bonez
Amount Owed on Property: a lot more bonez than 20!
Lowest Cash Offer You Could Take: free in exchange for sexual slavery
Tell us More!: I open mouth kissed a horse once.

Time: July 8, 2013 at 3:01 am