As you near retirement there are a few transitions that need deliberate purporseful attention. 

If you can demonstrate that you truly deliberated on the request they may be more likely to stick to your decision. 

Asking how to go out of your way and spend additional money so that you can deliberately make someones life miserable by dumping sh*t all over the yard for the sole purpose of pissing them off is petty, childish antics that if pursued could easily land him in hot water for harassment. 

I used to work in Westerville when I worked for JPMorgan.

I was thinking conventional banks have the best rates (3-4%) and so I reached out to my local one (JP Morgan Chase), but they said they wouldn't fund any investment properties I don't live in.

The article is contradicting though because it says they will be requiring a 700+ score and 20% down payment, yet it also says:“The new credit standards do not apply to JPMorgan's roughly four million existing mortgage customers, or to low and moderate income borrowers who qualify for its "DreaMaker" product, which requires a minimum 3% down payment and 620 credit score.”

I know we can expect most traditional lending restrictions to tighten (as JP Morgan just did) but could not find much info on how FHA changes, onlu that in the last recession they raised the PMI rate.Basically, I want to know if:A.

You had the chance to inspect the building and the unit and incorporate it into your purchase price.As far as a difference between the initial MLS listing saying there was a lease, and subsequently finding out there's no lease, the MLS listing means very little and at the bottom of every printout or web page you'll see language to the effect of "information deemed accurate but is not guaranteed and buyers are advised to due their own due diligence" etc.Basically it means that while the agent should not deliberately lie, they can't be held responsible for inaccurate information there and you were advised that it could be incorrect and told to investigate further.

I'm sure most folks have seen that JPMorgan Chase is tightening mortgage borrowing standards.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-jp-morgan-mortgages-credit-exclusive-idUSKCN21T0VU