Dumping manure to get rid of deadbeat tenants

[Peter Chan]

I have tenants which I need to have evicted from a single family home.

Things were going well almost two years but they stopped responding the past two months in spite of several notices.

Should have had them evicted by attorney long ago but I’m about to start that process now.

Anywho, I’m beyond annoyed that these jerks don’t have the decency to respond to me especially after I’ve given them a good place to live that is clean, safe and I’ve promptly addressed any issues they ever had (very few).

I know they are still there and that I cannot cut the water or electricity.

I don’t care if it costs me money I don’t want these low lives enjoying my property any longer. Even if it takes a month to kick them out what can I legally do to ensure their “stay” is not pleasant?

The only thing I can come up with is having a ton of manure dumped in the yard. There is no garage and parking is either on street or in the back yard via an alley entryway. 

[Eric Mayer]

Lol don’t do the manure thing. It can be hard to not take it personal when you have a loser taking advantage of you, but we have to remain professional and go the legal route in these situations. I get a little satisfaction putting an eviction on their record. They will have a very hard time finding another decent place to live.