Ah the classic troll accusation to bring more credence to your own argument so you don't have to bring as much substance to your own. 

My kids never saw me do any illegal substance, or have more than 2 drinks in the same week. 

To the guy who stated “especially heroin those guys are as good as dead... and we deal with this in the hood all the time“ etc etc....I work in the substance abuse and mental heath treatment field.

However, there are an infinite number of substances in a home to test so this seems hit or miss. 

Sponges and dish soap can be put in a small metal or black wood container to give it substance or removed for photos. 

This is a substance of the transaction vs. structure issue. 

Mostly hype and VERY little substance, I was quite disappointed to find their rates and terms are a lot worse than what I already accomplish as a money broker. 

  $6k deductible and no treatment (substance abuse) or pregnancy is covered for less than $500/mo.

I'd suggest not noting things like "stabbed coach with a knife" and instead "7" long cut in left cushion of couch" and "4 sq ft area of carpet under den window coated in an unknown substance that stained the carpet". 

The rule is the same: no smoking/vaping of any substance inside the rental, garage, or any outbuilding.