Fancy!

Now that you've peeked into my fanciful existence I guess now is the point I tell you why I joined the Bigger Pockets Forum.

Yes either conventional lender, or commercial SFR lender (6-8% but qualifies on the DSCR Debt Service Cover Ratio (fancy way of saying profitability) of the property itself).  

“House hacking” is just a fancy name for buying a house and getting roommates, or buying a 2-4 unit and leasing the other units out to help with mortgage. 

They are not as wowed by a fancy kitchen.Thanks for any advice offered.

Nothing real fancy and charging $400 per month.

I have tried some fancy approaches to force the market to bear a higher profit than it is willing to produce, but each time come back to simple, bread-and-butter investing.I jumped onto the site and took advantage of one of these "awesome deals" and for the weeks that followed I saw shiny object after shiny object illuminate my inbox . . . not to mention some very powerful retargeting "educating me" on the "easiest strategy you're not using to make $14k a week" and some such.So, after spending my already limited time and emotional energy on two of these pursuits in as many weeks, I decided to can it and say "see ya never" to the gimmicks.That's my experience. 

i want to buy a small unit... nothing fancy, a one bedroom and i have friends in dubai who will rent the property from me...and i was referred to a company in beverly hills called Teelal Investi'm gonna meet with them tomorrow... i'll let you know the outcome

I have one really good friend is really ugly, teeth problems, a bad skin condition, his hair is even worse than mine, and he actually dresses so bad you want to scrape stuff off of them.

Action items: 1) Identify purchase criteria - I didn't work the numbers on a fancy spreadsheet when I purchased my triplex...I kind of just listed to my gut.