Found a photo developed from film printed on photo paper of a male's private parts; the tip had what appeared to be a tattoo of a happy face on it.  

I am sure that there are plenty more good locations but I try and keep a laser focus. 

Think, flat billed baseball caps, sentences always completed by using the word "Bro", lifted 4x4 pickups that NEVER leave the pavement, tattoos, Harley Davidson, and very, very low IQ's.

Having a tiny footprint makes sense, but not to everyone, just as tattoos make sense to some people but not others.I live in a 950 square foot house (3 bedrooms) and it's more than enough room for me. 

My uncle passed away recently and I want to get a tattoo he had which was a cross on his right arm.

It's tedious & boring, but we've got to stay laser focused on the outcome.

Pretty much put it back to condition before they moved in with 2 pit bulls, the guy did tattoos in the living room.   

However, I don't think this situation will work out that way.Option #2 I borrow my brother's jacked up 4x4 farm truck and pay a high school buddy who has spent some time in jail (6'3", 290#, tattoos etc) to come alone while I am being pleasant and firm when I meet everyone.

Good call on the neck tattoo!  

Someone can have no control and just flail their arms everywhere, wear themselves out, and have limited to no impact simply because they do not have targeted control and laser focus on the objective.Conversely a few well placed strikes with proper technique in a matter of seconds will render the attacker down with the least amount of energy spent.We had an exercise over 10 years ago when I was first licensed.