The things we Landlords find.

[Mark Del Grosso]

My tenant texts me yesterday to say he is finding small bugs in his bed and on the floor near his bed. My first thought is "bed bugs" but I have never seen or dealt with them so I do a quick search for images and ask him to send me some pictures. I can't confirm from pictures so I go over there.  He is a very clean single guy who keeps the apartment very nice. As we search for the bugs we move his bed and find he has a 25 pound bag of CRACKED CORN under there. Bugs covering the bag. They were not bed bugs.

 Ever find anything interesting?

[Paul Ewing]

Sounds like he plans on getting chickens or a good source of rent money.  Assuming he doesn't get busted.  Though 25 pounds of cracked corn won't last long for either...