Only 2 reviews are 4 star.

Just curious if anyone got frustrated tonight and decided to watch dancing with the stars Halloween Special?

Do I just have stars in my eyes?

I know several out of state owners of 4-5 star parks who never come to see their assets and they operate just fine with their onsite team, even though they admit there are operational inefficiencies that could be addressed if they operated like we do. 

Ran the numbers a few times and the only way it was cash flowing was if all these stars aligned:-rented out commercial space on first floor for $1500- made 3rd floor apartment into an airbnb making $2000/mo after expenses- bumped up rent on 2nd floor unit $50-oh.. and offered $450kDoes anyone go about a deal making this many assumptions or should the property cash flow positive before tweaking numbers and hoping for commercial rent?

Now, I’m not saying it’s impossible, but a lot of stars have to align to a house hack a multi.For every one multi house hack that we help clients buy, we’re buying 10 non-multi house hacks!

It only has one review 5 star so it is probably new.

You're a rock star.

I looked him up on the internet and he seemed to have 4.5 out of 5 stars. 

Then I would grab his report, and give that to a really busy, never-have-time-for-you contractor and give him a bit of cash and tell him, I will give you pictures of my girlfriend if you manage to find something wrong wit the house (then show him a picture of  the latest adult star and tell him that is your gf!).