A quick Google revealed that they smell and have an odor however I have not seen anything on whether or not they chew things like carpet or wood trim up.

Alford (my D.I. at basic training) chews my butt up one side and down the other with his angry face so close to mine that the brim of his Smokey the Bear hat keeps bumping into my forehead, which only serves to piss him off even more.In the short time I've been here (lurking and learning) you are one of a handful of people I've singled out for being really on the ball.

Didn't chew or make a mess.

Big burly guys that chew tobacco in their sleep, drive jacked up 4x4s, have neck tats and smell like diesel fuel. 

Something to chew on.

You don't want to bite off more than you can chew and you have a time limit of needing that property for school.

Appraisers also don't have the same kind of access to properties that agents do.Sure, they can pop a LB, but if I had an appraiser pop a LB on one of my listings that wasn't under contract, there'd be an *** chewing and a call to the Board and licensing folks.Appraisers are great, but valuation is only one small part of REI.

I came out strong and quite literally almost got my whole *** chewed off. 

Wow 10 months of BS and all it took was a couple paragraphs of chewing some people out that you got what you needed?

A big bite to chew and a full belly to enjoy.