We work with many foreign investors - Canadian, Israeli, Chinese, Swedish, just to name a few, and help them obtain financing for their commercial real estate needs.  

Now I am an independent contractor working from home part-time and as a Licensed Massage Therapist part time.

Too many times they try to massage the numbers until they work.

I am off to the gym; they have Seinfeld reruns all day, and I can hook up my earphones to the massage chair I work out in, so other machines won’t bother me.

He has a limo pick me up at the airport and arranged for me to get a massage after the long flight.

We are getting 7.5 to 8.5 cap rates on quality properties.Good luck but I wouldn't be buying an asset class that is overheated at the top of the market and using financing to massage the deal to get any cash flow out of it.

All of that said, yes, there is a decent risk that the T12 has been "massaged" but that's likely always the case so you can discount accordingly.

Of course all doc’s needed to be translated to English or French as well (I’m Swedish).

Take a break, get a massage, then come back to the rat race. 

It's not like you'll find a $2,500/month HOA that offers nightly foot massages lol 4.