Usually spider cracks (little hair line cracks that resemble a spider web) look minor at first, but over time will create a crumbling effect.

;)The island fever concept is either a myth or a minority (less than 1/5 people in my experience) of folks have something that resembles being unhappy, which can and does happen anywhere, not just an island.

The statues in Minneapolis pretty much resemble the exact rules you specified and they never state that you must have a closet to be considered a bedroom.

Our market is nuclear hot, which means that if you have anything even resembling a deal (and it doesn't even have to be one), it will sell in a heartbeat.  

They seemed like good guys and they had numbers that somewhat closely resembled what I was looking for.

@Tom Gimer Title company is resembling crickets as of now, I’ve already tried contacting them about the issue.

What would you say to a tenant who moved out and had children who wrote on the walls,  then tried to cover nail holes with spackle (leaving walls to resemble a teenager with pimples), a wood stain on a carpet that was left buckled after cleaning, etc. etc. etc..  

Investing in your own home town from a distance bears little resemblance to picking a spot on the map and throwing a dart (i.e. what seems to pass for a lot of "out-of-state investing"). 

., your photo has an uncanny resemblance to Warren Buffet.  

I’m leaning towards hard money, since none of my friends with money seem to be interested in real estate... but I’ve talked to two hard money lenders that want something resembling 12% interest and 3 points.