I feel like I can massage this a bit further; not ready to give up on it yet. 

Get a massage from an island babe.

Now I am an independent contractor working from home part-time and as a Licensed Massage Therapist part time.

My idea of a 4-year-pamper-fest is how Colorado State has an on-site massage therapy clinic where students who are stressed can get massages, and how students at Yale needed therapy dogs and cancelled classes to cope with election disappointment.  

If there are 3 deals on the table, and one is a LOI, the sellers or sellers agent will use your non binding letter to massage the real offers.

I have sent massages to some people who posted here.

So stuff like that will need massaging.

He has a limo pick me up at the airport and arranged for me to get a massage after the long flight.

I just bought my new Tempur Pedic stay cool bed with the motorized adjustable foundation and massager............ : )

With all written about the coaching and seminar industry here on BP I will just say this: the information given is often either elementary or incorrect, the 'coaches' are often reading from a script and are former salesman for the guru who were not successful, and the background of the guru being worshipped as a real estate god has often been massaged, rewritten, or recreated.