Pick up a copy of "It's a whole new business" by Gene Trowbrdge (securities attorney as well). 

It was nothing but congealed FAT, coffee grinds & eggshells all in a 15ft 1-1/2 inch lateral. 

Are you any relation to Gene Simmons? 

I hope you have a big fat deposit.

Reset your personal goal from the fat double-end commission to not getting sued by either party.

Which is a heck of a lot better than the big fat zero they were giving us before.

I certainly don't agree with a Landlord change their fee structure during a disaster so they can continue keeping their wallet fat while their client suffers.

Cheapest house I've bought is $182K, so it can't be the commissions are not fat enough.

A few of them had no way of paying me anyway until they received their fat checks from the government so what you're saying makes no sense.If you have to charge a late fee to keep your business afloat or to teach your tenants a lesson I think you're in a crappy business.

He is a bit fat and sweet and eats everything he can, but when it's time for the claws you had better steer clear and fast.