Hi Pal,Why not you sleep in the shed after fixing it up, and rent out the more desirable house for more money.You would essentially be living free, just you, your microwave and a mini fridge, use a blue porta-potty and shower down at the gym, get water from the house spigot out back.Then you would not even have to fix it up much, just enough to keep the spiders out.How much more a whole house would rent for vs a shed, and maybe put up a wooden privacy fence, so the renters would not see you coming and going.Tell them you are eccentric, or just like communing with nature.Good Luck!

Also in the same vein, make sure your not buying something over your head. 

The last crisis we had was spiders.

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In a related vein...If your spouse has bad debt that the IRS will collect on (typically govt backed student loans in default or unpaid child support) there is a way to protect yourself without filing separately.

Also, with AirBNB specifically, when I inquired about this they instructed me to include verbiage in my listing in the vein of: NO ANIMALS of any kind are allowed.

In the same vein, how much value add is there by simply replacing both AC Units? 

The traps are great for catching spiders, roaches and other insects.I don't think anybody likes disposing of dead critters, but I think most people renting a unit understand that dealing with the critters is an expectation and it is better to let them know you are dealing with the problem vs. leaving poop all over the property.To help reduce the mice, roach, insects, water leaks and to save on maintenance we removed both garbage disposers and dishwashers from every property we own.

When we moved in we noticed it had not been cleaned hardly at all - kitchen cabinets had well established spider webs with several dead roaches in them, floors turn your feet black from how dirty they are, etc.

At this point, my clients aren't interested in a cap rate that low but that may change if the market continues in the same vein.