They'd be better off buying their stock options with cash and selling covered calls.while I can understand that someone poor with little capital who drank kool aid on owning rentals has no choice but to buy ghettos marketed by bottom feeders, what I don’t understand is why anyone well-off from Cali would want to expose themselves to the risk of owning something that resembled the conditions in the third world or sub-Saharan Africa? 

I am not trying to discourage you, I just don't want you to look at numbers from somewhere else in the US or even locally from two years ago and think you can get anything resembling a firm number.   

It was the resemblance of a tall grass, old paint job, value add opportunity of a residential SFH.

During “large group” (definition: resembling a church service, takes place in an auditorium), music would set the scene, where the band would play 2-4 songs and all would sing along.

They should almost resemble automatically generated communications.If you haven't been paid on close of business on the first "Please note that we have not received rent. 

It seems I am seeing more and more posts that resemble FB posts, not good. 

Now, the private lender definition has become much wider and includes $1B lenders that resemble banks or HML (although with a lot better rates.) 

I don't like it for long term buy hold with tiny deltas and no equity.. that to me is a fools errand unless its area with a very good probability of high appreciation which at this point in the cycle there are not many markets that resemble that comment. 

Who cares if yields on these riskier assets resemble LTR yields several years ago … it’s the best option we have So more supply is on the way while demand is normalizing post-covid, bringing revenues downAnd yet more headwinds are on the way. another threat is an emerging class of better designed group hospitality assets.

(Have been poking around there for awhile, haven't bought yet, know a local PM who is a great guy and gotten alot of data from him, done alot of database research, been in escrow a few times, but never panned out) Not a complete noob, but also very far from anything resembling really knowledgable.So i am looking at a property, 3/3 2800 sf poolhouse on acreage, has all (or many) of the desireable characteristics that one would want in this market.