In one case it was severely scratched when the oven was installed, and though the scratch is noticeable, it blends in and is the same color, so we decided to not even replace that board.

Motion sensor bright lights.

You can set it up so you will get a cell phone alert when the camera senses motion. 

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So even if you do setup some workaround, your going to find a few hundred to a few thousand "activist enforcers" in form of licensed agents,  happy to report you the moment they see you "coloring outside of the lines". 

Balloon" framing (1920's I believe).Radon.Plaster and lathe instead of sheet rock (pre 1950's) or plaster and wire mesh variations (50's) more solid than sheetrock but a real b*tch to repair or demo if you're remodeling.You've got Galvy plumbing but also need to look out for other kinds of outdated plumbing like clay sewer lines (pre-1930's, prone to collapsing, bellies, root intrusion), cast iron (1950's, often rusted and/or cracked by now), and PB (polybutylene, gray-colored water pipes, 1980's, prone to rapid degradation and subsequent bursting, mostly gone by now).Buried Oil Tanks-- Do you have those there?

@Jonathan GlancyGive us some color is this you going all in on high cash flow real estate? 

Change light fixtures, accent walls with pops of paint color / board baton wall or two, updated decor. 

Size and color?

It took a year of washing to get the color right, and remove the stench!