-Closing on a blanket loan.

That may be valid in situations that you have been in, but that mindset doesn't apply to every deal so the blanket opinion to just "cut losses" and "move on" is useless.Wrong. 

Take a peak into portfolio or blanket loans.

Wash the mattress pads first, then the sheets and pillow cases, finally the blankets.

I can give you a blanket answer here but each neighborhood is particular to certain investing strategies.For MLS buying - I do not think that there is not much "value" left in downtown Raleigh insofar as rents are not keeping up with prices.

If I'm a lender I don't want to lend on something unless I really think it has wings.I'm really not trying to be a wet blanket, I promise.I really think one of the biggest challenges (opportunities) from a design and conception point is coming up with a true 'quick connect' way to connect the utilities and maintaining control of that over time. 

Great list, but why not just keep it simple and due a "blanket" mailing to one's target zipcodes/neighborhoods.

It is incredibly important to understand the PPP loan is not a blanket forgivable loan, there are strict rules attached, and it is likely NOT eligible for rental properties. 

Regarding the financing portion, you can do a DSCR loan at  an $85k price point, however most lenders will require a blanket loan to meet the minimum loan amount of $100k. 

I suspect most landlords here, myself included, view blanket efforts to halt the rule of law and the protection of basic property rights with healthy skepticism if not outright anger.