I don't like what their teeth and claws and pee and poop do to my property doors, door jambs, walls, wood floors, vinyl, carpets, window blinds, flower beds (cat poop and scratching), and back yard (dog poop and digging).  

nice jokes :)goona add one, too...i don't know if this had been posted here before but it's a pretty good oneFlowers show you care...A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion.

Do trim bushes and mulch flower beds?

Tell her or him to stop trying to be a unique flower & manage that individual's expectations.

The tenant has taken excellent care of the property (his wife has also planted flowers and put extensive time into decorations and making it look great).

I expect the place to be clean but I don't expect the extras (chocolates, flowers, wine if permitted by law, etc). 

Trimming the shrubbery, mowing the lawn, and planting a few flowers can add a lot of appeal to your property.

Also Jefferson Lily.

We are looking in Windsor park and Irvington right now and some of the other areas on the east side in that general area (Little Flower, Emerson Heights).

Loreal "Lori" Flowers is a native born Chicagoan.