Looking all over the country is just going to be either overwhelming or waste a lot of energy

Go have fun with nesting & focus that energy on your marriage and take care of yourself so that you can best take care of him and his baby.  

You tried your shot, why waste more energy and time in this?

That used to be a big deal, now not so much.....There was a long period where that was not really a consideration yet people continued to prefer separated rooms.And to the extent that energy costs continue to rise it is likely to be relevant again (and actually already is for a lot of people). 

I don't care about someone's color, religion, sexual proclivities, their stance on green energy, political affiliation, etc.I want people that pay rent on time, take care of the property, and communicate when needed.

Great energy with this group.

I rent to adults.You have already spent too much time and energy on these people. 

And do it with a smile and energy unknown to most. 

I have tried using some, from time to time, and there are times that they device won't even work because there is not enough energy in the Harbor Freight battery. 

Because your choices are to sell the property or to fix the property, and fixing the property is going to cost a lot in time and energy.