We offer gym, doordash/ubereats subscription, all those TV nonsense stuff netflix, disney, max,etc., and some local amenities native to the city in most of our STRs.

Compare apples at the net bottom line number.

Tesla is building their new semi-truck factory next to their battery factory, Microsoft, Apple and Google are investing millions into data centers.

That said, they all bought a few years ago at least so looking at their cash flow is not an apples to apples comparison if you're buying at today's prices.

There's a lot of misunderstanding about the returns it generates that create confusion, so I hope to clear through that a bit by saying: you can't compare policy returns to, say, a stock or market based investment because that's comparing apples and oranges.

They're all the same, sounds like you're comparing apples to oranges on policies.

The remote controls are just like the TV remotes and tenants break them and lose them and there are no replacements at times.

This will always result in conflict and uncertainty, because were measuring apples too hand-grenades. 

Who gets to use the living room TV?

Getting mattresses, couches and other large items picked up is expensive.If you caulked holes from the tv installation, it sounds like the patches were done incorrectly and will need to be redone.