Hopefully you'll turn lemons into lemonade and have a great story about your first deal.

This might incentivize the realtor to give you a break on listing fees for one of your properties in the future or bring you in on a deal or two.Might not work, but just trying to think of ways to make lemonade out of some lemons.Good luck with it!

And I'd press for what other assets he can present to secure it, an auto, boat, lemonade stand, whatever.

If anyone could recommend a knowledgeable, reliable, and reasonably priced professional, I would greatly appreciate it.On another note, I've been considering reaching out to my home insurance provider, Lemonade, to discuss this situation.

So, its just "lemonade out of lemons..."

Generally, you can only make lemonades with lemon.

Most REI don't want to have $120k sitting around doing nothing but checking underwriting boxes... my suggestion would be that "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." 

But as they say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

The fact I enjoy living rent free in a bad tenants head is just making lemonade from lemons. 

What do you guys think about strawberry mansion?